what's this in my mailbox?
I pulled this package out of my mailbox this morning .. reeking with the odor of coffee beans. The mailing label has the Old Bisbee Roasters logo on it. I didn't order any coffee beans. What's going on?
Well .. I check my email, and there's a message from Brother Dave .. forwarded from Old Bisbee. It appears that they have debited his bank account for the beans .. and shipped 'em to me. This can only mean one thing. Seth is shipping coffee beans to us conservatives in the midwest, and charging them to liberals on the Left Coast.
Wow! That changes my whole viewpoint. It seems that liberals are a necessary evil. I feel so bad after all the unkind things I've said about 'em.
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I don't - coffee beans or not.
ReplyDeleteYou return your brother's beans this minute, you hear me???
ReplyDeleteBad Craig, bad.
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Re: "It seems that liberals are a necessary evil. I feel so bad after all the unkind things I've said about 'em."
ReplyDeleteBULL SHIT!
And coffeypot is too busy insulting Democrats to have time to feel badly about anything.
HoosierGirl — Those are truly not my beans. I wanted to treat my brother to quality specialty coffees. And when I win the SuperLotto I shall have coffee beans shipped to anyone who would like some.
Even coffeypot.