SORRY, VINCE

That handy kitchen gadget that Vince hawks on the tele does everything he claims... almost. But, when you consider that the onion has to be at least quartered to chop a fourth of it at a time, then emptied, wouldn't it be almost as fast to go ahead and chop up the onion with the knife?

So, I tried it. Turns out it don't take that much longer. And as easy and fast as the Slap Chop is to clean... the knife cleans up even faster. Sorry, Vince, I'll keep using the knife.